Oh, yeah, humans are shitty, too. They do not get a pass.
It is as crazy as it sounds. I knew this marine named Jason, he fell into this old underground temple in Iraq, and, surprise, it hid a hive of alien vampires. They looked like giant humanoid bats and you could feel the screeching sounds they made in your bones. They could infect people, too, and spread this weird vampire virus, and the sun could kill them.
There was a human Hunter who nearly killed my human brother and human friends just to get to vampires. I guess everyone just sucks in their own special way
Woah. Thankful I didn't turn into a giant humanoid bat ever. I think that's the most different sounding vampire I've heard of so far
Exactly. Everyone sucks. The few who don't, well, we cherish those.
Hold on I got an image... [ In a couple of minutes, Elena will receive an oddly angled photo of a painting in her art diary. It is not nearly as detailed, though. ] Yeah, they're not pretty but they're super cool in an 'please don't let me encounter you in an alley late at night' kind of way.
this reminded me i still need to play house of ashes
Oh, I am so going to. I might watch it yearly. [ She stands by the fact that it's hilarious (she also used to make fun of the whole romance between a human and vampire oops) ]
Thanks for the fresh paranoia, Elena.
Seriously, though, kind of? I try to make sure I'm not too loud or in public but... Even our homes were made by her. Our Relics are with us 24/7 (or mine is). Hell, she could be omniscient.
On the bright side, she can't possibly have enough time to listen and spy all the time 24/7 right? On the dark side, we have no way of knowing when she's not
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It is as crazy as it sounds. I knew this marine named Jason, he fell into this old underground temple in Iraq, and, surprise, it hid a hive of alien vampires. They looked like giant humanoid bats and you could feel the screeching sounds they made in your bones. They could infect people, too, and spread this weird vampire virus, and the sun could kill them.
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Woah. Thankful I didn't turn into a giant humanoid bat ever. I think that's the most different sounding vampire I've heard of so far
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Hold on I got an image... [ In a couple of minutes, Elena will receive an oddly angled photo of a painting in her art diary. It is not nearly as detailed, though. ] Yeah, they're not pretty but they're super cool in an 'please don't let me encounter you in an alley late at night' kind of way.
this reminded me i still need to play house of ashes
Woah that's really good
terrifying but good, definitely even more happy I didn't end up like that
oh you should! it's a wild ride! plus ashley tisdale is in it!
and thanks. I'm just gonna hope Thirteen ignores our messages and doesn't grab them for a fun Trial idea.
i installed it haha ive played all the others and they're all good fun
Do you think she reads our messages??
they're perfect party games honestly
Oh, yeah, 100%. I mean, if I were her, I know I would.
they are I like to play them every now and then with friends
True. That's super fair. Kinda creepy to think about though
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That's why I try to keep the Big Shit off networks. I don't want to give her ammo.
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Have you ever wondered if maybe she doesn't hear that too? Like maybe the spirits can feed things to her if they overhear?
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Thanks for the fresh paranoia, Elena.
Seriously, though, kind of? I try to make sure I'm not too loud or in public but... Even our homes were made by her. Our Relics are with us 24/7 (or mine is). Hell, she could be omniscient.
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Oh whoops.
You're welcome?
On the bright side, she can't possibly have enough time to listen and spy all the time 24/7 right? On the dark side, we have no way of knowing when she's not
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Wooow. Thanks again, Elena. You are on a roll!
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I'm not even trying. So I guess I found a new talent
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Careful, that's a dangerous super power!
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At least it's a super power
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tbh sometimes I think I forget what fun is
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